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The following is a list of the Gogo bars in Phuket (Patong Beach).

Rate (this very personal rate can change from one review to the next):
#very bad, *bad, **ok, ***good, ****very good, *****recommended.

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- Play school*
Soi Sea Dragon (soi after the Tiger complex). BF 600 baht.
Comments: not nice and bad lineup.

- Rock Hard a Gogo***
Directly on Soi Bangla at the beginning of the soi on your right. BF 600 baht. Comments: Nice Gogo, but few pretty ladies.

- Roxy a Gogo***
Soi Bangla. First soi on the right after Rock Hard a Gogo. BF 600 baht. Comments: same as above

- Suzy Wong*
Soi Sea Dragon (soi after the Tiger complex). BF 600 baht.
Comments: not nice and bad lineup.

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Bar Review by P4PHunter (Nov 17, 2009)

Over the last week I have been in Phuket and had a chance to visit a number of Go-go bars in the area. In general the Go-go bars in Phuket are not as nice as the ones in Bangkok. Not really sure what the problem is – Too few girls? Few stunners? Or just way too much attitude?

Spicy Club
Located on a soi just of “Walking Street”, Spicy Club is a place you cannot miss even if you tried! As you are going down Walking Street you will be stopped a million times and be asked if you want to see a sex show, lesbian show, ping-pong show and every single person will be directing you to the Spicy Club. When I did finally get there the place was packed but no “show” was going on. Just a few topless girls on the stage doing the regular Bangkok Shuffle. Only after i sat down and ordered a beer did I realize that it cost 400B! No kidding, that has to be the most expensive beer I have ever had in Thailand – but I guess they have to pay all those people on Walking Street that are bringing in the customers. Anyway after being ripped if even the best show in town would not have really done anything for me. I finished my beer and left – never to return again and promising to spread the word around!

Crazy Girls
Quite a nice place with a stage in the center and bar stools all around the stage. Along the walls they have more seating that is comfortable and gives the place a lounge like feel. The staff is very polite and not pushy at all. Most of the girls were average to look at, but there were a few really great ones (with tons of attitude!). Had a few drinks there, enjoyed the company and was just getting ready to go, when one of the girls I had bought a drink for requested that I take her along. When I asked how much? She simply said just pay the bar fine (600B) and the rest is free! Anyway I was not really into her, the night was young and I wanted to try a few more places. So I politely declined and moved on.

Roxy A Go-go
Next stop was Roxy. I had heard several reviews about the place and felt I needed to check it out myself. The place itself was really nice, maybe the best of the Go-go bars I visited in Phuket but the girls were just average at best. The staff was really pushy which was a big turn off for me.

Suzy Wong
The place had a great atmosphere and it looked like everyone was having a lot of fun in there. On that day they had these sponge tubes that you could use to whip the girls with – a but kinky at first, but once you realize that it does not hurt at all – it was whole lot of fun:) And mind you the girls do hit back! In general the overall quality of girls was the best of all the go-go bars (IMHO).