Geisha Fashion Massage Club, Sukhmvit soi 33, Bangkok
by Suk Psycho ~ March 11th, 2009. Filed under: Massage.I like these Japanese oriented places. Especially when they don’t have the strange idea to offer only odd pre-paid packages. At Geisha Massage, there is no package (except if you request more than 2 hands). The girls are well dressed, Japanese style, and they welcome you gently.
They take you to a room which actually looks like a bedroom. Small but well arranged with some bookshelves and a nice interior design. You feel as if you were in the girl’s bedroom. Same for the bathroom, it is a real bathroom with shower, bath tube, washbasin, etc. Simple but clean and cosy.
The girl gives you a nice shower, then showers herself, and back to the room.
The bed is on the ground, just a mattress, but it’s a comfortable king size. The massage is a real and good oil massage. And then… this is when the Thai part of the place becomes reality!
I liked Geisha Fashion Massage very much and I will be back. I don’t recommend any girl though, as there will always be someone to complain that he had a bad experience with that very same girl. Have a look at the website, make your choice, and then confirm on site if needed, by actually seeing the girls.
Only drawback: few girls available (less than on the website).
1 hour oil massage costs 400 baht and prices for specials are the usual prices.
More info on the Teen Massage page.
March 15th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
i agree with this comment. This is a very nice shop in a quite corner. The interier is cozy, so you have the feeling of a homestay. But the massage part is a bit diappointing.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:51 am
How much for the specials ?
March 27th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
@ Steve: price details are available on the Teen Massage page: http://www.sukhumvit-psycho.com/massage/teen-massage/
April 4th, 2009 at 12:50 am
How much for fish ball managers / in charge who show you the girls and take you to the cashier?
April 29th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
@SP:
I went to this massage parlor and I must say it was an excellent experience! The girl (Soda) was very enthusiastic about the whole thing (probably because I was her first that day!).
She showered me twice (once before and once after) which was a nice touch! I’ll go again when I visit thailand next time!
April 30th, 2009 at 8:24 am
@Bourne: Good choice!
May 11th, 2009 at 2:36 am
i’ve been to this place twice. the first time, the room was small like all the other massage parlors i’ve been to, but the second time, the room was as suk described it. overall, i really enjoyed this place. it realy is like suk says it is.
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:16 am
Have you tried the 4 hands option here? what’s the price for specials with 4 hands here?
June 3rd, 2009 at 4:52 pm
I’ve been to Geisha 4 times. Sprite is a great choice. Very friendly and fun. Nice lady, and rather in demand, I think as much for her personality as for her special skills. Nisha, rather new, is normally just works weekends off from uni, but also very pleasant personality and great tight body, and new to the biz. Guitar, very nice looking also better than average. All gave decent massages as well. Ryoko was a big disappointment. Nice enough, but well past prime, and very poor massage, even after coaching her. Picture in the book is not even close… I’m normally pretty kind, but better her clothes stay on…
Better to book in advance as there are limited gals working and limited number of rooms.
September 28th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
which is better, sprite or soda? :p looks like another plc for the to-do list. Suk, u r a bad bad man. Well not quite- lets say bad bad influence
September 30th, 2009 at 1:18 am
i went to geisha, only 10 pics and only 5 gals free at the time (about 5pm wkday). none appealed to me really so i went down to love teen. 12 or so in a lineup, two jap guys were there too, they picked fast but i didn’t see anyone i liked (am i too picky???). one girl was giving me eye contact and smiles and i almost picked her coz she wasn’t too bad looking but didn’t quite hit my threshold. i thought of suk and others’ advice that it’s not all abt the looks, it’s about the attitude. and stories of average lookers giving great service. i still walked… to teen 3 vip. where they only brought out 6 girls but luckily one took my fancy, very cute. had a good time with her. the room is kinda crap tho, i dunno how they can call it VIP
it was my 2nd time there and much better than the 1st – at which i was a bit disappointed/bored and picked a cute faced girl who turned out to be plump w/o clothes.
covered bj though – i don’t like that so much. comparatively this was quite good but didn’t find this experience as good as tulip. so, tipped 100 instead of 200 (am i cheap? no idea but i always top 100 or 200. it would have to blow my mind to get me to tip more)
i think there are 2 morals:
1) shop around and pick one u like rather than “best on offer on the day”
2) Soi 33 is a good place to shop around coz there are 5+ reasonably well-recommended places (based on this site) within short walking distance
November 28th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Hi, all. First post, but I’ve been a fan of this site for a while now.
I visited Geisha this week after reading the comments here. Arrived about 12:45pm. The receptionist was gorgeous; I actually asked if I could take her, but no.
She showed me the photos of the only three ladies available at that time: Vicky, Ryoko and Kristen. I intended to treat myself to a 4-hands massage, so I chose Vicky and Kristen. (I remembered the negative comments here about Ryoko, so she was easy to eliminate.) Somehow, I suspect the “only three ladies available” bit is a standard pitch, as putting only three in circulation at any given moment would help ensure no lady gets left out too often — someone will pick the odd one eventually — and you would have to show at least three in case someone wanted the 6-hands massage.
So I chose Vicky and Kristen for the 4-hands gel massage, 2 hours. (I always do 2 hours, as I personally feel anything less to be not worth the trouble.) The gel massage is given only in the Mat Room, which has its own shower. Very nice. But here I have a quibble. The website quotes the gel massage as 1100 baht for 2 hours, but the price in person was listed as 1700 baht. I was immediately offered a 10% discount, but I believe the website mentions a 15% discount for any course featuring 2 ladies for 2 hours. Now, I always prefer just to go with the flow on these matetrs and see how they play out, so I did not mention the discrepancy with the website, but I did note in my mind.
Now here’s another … well, not exactly a quibble, but this is odd. I chose Vicky and Kristen, but looking at the website again afterward from home, Kristen is listed as Vicky! The one named Kristen on the website does not have her photo shown, but the description, especially the tall part, matches the Vicky I knew. So for some reason, they have swapped their names. The Vicky you see on the website is the Kristen whose photo I was shown there. I am not mistaken about this.
Since I knew her as Kristen, I shall refer to her as such here, but please bear in mind that she is listed as Vicky on the website. I have to say, she is every bit as good-looking as her photo. “Vicky” (my Vicky, the one listed as Kristen on the website) did not look quite as good as her photo, and I suspect she’s a tad older than they say. But unless a girl looks horrible, and especially fat, I tend to go with it, because there are some great performers out there who are plain.
Well, neither one of these was plain. Kristen was gorgeous, Vicky pretty. Good bodies both. Kristen short and firm, Vicky tall and slim, both with nice breasts. Kristen gave a decent massage, but Vicky gave a superior massage. Kristen could use a bit of improvement, but anything she lacked in massage skills was more than made up for by her looks, and she did give a good massage. It’s just that Vicky really knew her stuff. I probably would have thought more of Kristen’s skills if I had not had Vicky there to compare with.
So it was a great massage. We finally got down to the business of specials. They quoted the correct price of 1500 baht each right off the bat, no trying to scam for 2000 baht, which I always hate. Now, one thing I absolutely love to do, almost as much as coming myself, maybe just as much, is eat pussy. And I am good at it if I do say so myself. I have had years of practice, and I’ve honestly had bargirls and massage ladies seek me out for that in the past! (Sadly, not so much now that I am not a young man anymore.) But they both seemed surprised that I wanted to eat pussy. (I imagine Japanese men are not big fans of carpet-munching.) Vicky first, and I heard her telling Kristen in Thai afterward that she was surprised she came, because she didn’t usually come from having her pussy eaten. I do not think she was putting on an act, as I am familiar with the biological signs of genuine orgasm, especially when my face is buried in her muff!
Then I said it was Kristen’s turn, and she was doubly surprised. I guess she thought I just wanted to eat one pussy. But she had a good time, too. And I have to say it was extremely erotic to have Kristen bouncing on my old member afterward with her permed hair cascading down all around her. You can see from her photo on the website (remember, she is “Vicky” on the website) that her hair is long. Well, it really is that long. She told me she’d been growing it for 4 years. After she came that way, Vicky started screwing me, and I had Kristen on my face so I could munch away, and I finally came.
So I popped once, Kristen popped three times by my count (the poor dear seemed a bit tired afterward) and Vicky popped once for sure and maybe while fucking me, not sure about that.
Then a very nice shower afterward. All in all, a great experience. I went there especially for the 4-hands massage. I normally don’t like threesomes, as I find them too much trouble — and worse, too much work — most of the time. But this was very pleasant, to say the least. They did a grand job.
Still, if I go back, I will probably opt for only one girl, and if one of these two is on offer, I’ll choose her. If both are on offer, I’ll be hard-pressed to choose. I say “if” I go back, because I have a thing going with a girl in another shop right now (Eve in Mango Massage; she’s a real sweetheart), but who knows when I’ll get bored and change. It always happens after a while.
So, all in — gel massage, 2 hours, 2 ladies, one water — was just under 4600 baht. Something like 4650 baht. Or was it 4750? One or the other.
Oh, and one other thing. The mat was nice, but of course small, Vicky and Kristen both recommended I choose the lotion massage next time, because the gel massage is Mat Room only, and the lotion massage is done on a large bed, perfect for three people.
November 28th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
@ Lumpini: Thanks for the report!
November 28th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
wow great report. Im jealous!
December 31st, 2009 at 1:02 am
what do you guys recommend this or Angel 26? angel is cheeper for a 2 hour oil massage and FJ, but this looks more intimate and classier..any suggestions? thx
January 1st, 2010 at 2:51 am
@stonecock: Angel26 has much more girls and therefore is a better choice IMO. But you can try both!
January 1st, 2010 at 10:42 am
If for some reason you can do only one, I would recommend Geisha. Newer and so much cleaner looking, and the girls have a great attitude. I visited Angel recently and was put off by the girl’s attitude and the rundown condition of the room.
But your mileage may vary.
January 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 am
i’m gonna try Geisha first, im not gonna pay to see attitudes, and will post my experience here after…..to suk psycho your like my jesus of sukhumvit keep up the good work!
January 2nd, 2010 at 9:38 am
and thanks for the advice lumpini!
January 3rd, 2010 at 10:51 am
You’re welcome. I think you’ll like Geisha. A lot of guys still like Angel too, though. It could very well be a case of I just had bad luck with the draw on my recent visit. But even if that’s the case, by all accounts quite a few others have had bad luck, as well. And the room really did look rundown from what the rooms looked like when the place first opened a few years ago. Maintenance has obviously not been a priority. Still, that could give you a good, old-fashioned “grungy Bangkok” feel.
The only caveat I have about Geisha is don’t choose Ryoko. I have not even seen her, but she’s had consistently unfavorable reviews. Seems not be a performer, or even a looker once viewed in person.
January 3rd, 2010 at 3:55 pm
the geisha web site has no pic for kristen but a nice pic for “Vicky”
the weird scrolling isn’t very effective IMHO (for the ladies pics)
January 3rd, 2010 at 10:31 pm
Beware, though. As mentioned above, the “Vicky” you see on the website was labelled “Kristen” in the photo I was shown in person on premises. She or they changed her name for some reason. Since there is no photo of “Kristen” on the site, just a generic silhouette, I wonder if the two switched with each other.
This would only be a problem if you’re booking in advance for a first visit and going only by the photos. In person, there’ll be no question about who is who.
January 24th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Have been there in October’09 and chose Cindy. Extremely nice body but boring as Thai News on TV. Acted like a robot when you run program 01. Luckily it was 3pm so headed down to Tulip a couple of hours later to save the day