Sukhumvit Psycho

This is a reader submission by Frozin1.

Decided to go outside the comfort zone today and try a new parlor. This place has an internet site where you can see photos of the girls http://www.dreammassage31.com/. Went in with the plan of trying Boom… but not there today… she has been on and off the site over the last year. I’m beginning to wonder if some of these girls are the massage parlor equivalent of vapor-ware. The front desk girls were very pleasant and helpful, many of the other parlors should take notes on how to treat customers.

Undaunted, I chose an alternative named Apple. This girl has an outstanding body… all real, with an ass you could bounce quarters off of. I always take time to chat the girls up a little bit to let them relax a bit and I usually end up with a good experience… YMMV.

90 min gel massage, shower together and nice basic massage. The erotic massage, balls included was very good and the FS outstanding. Girls can fake the noises, etc. but they can’t fake the lubrication once the initial helper they use has worn off. This girl was tight to start but really opened up and was dripping wet by the time we’d finished. A two thumbs up review.

Let’s get more venues and girls listed we especially need to name the stay-way, starfish girls when we find them.

Read and comment this post in the forum here.

All the teen massage shops are listed here.

This is a reader submission by Lumpini.

Pimporn Massage in Sukhmvit Soi 8 is where I go on the few occasions I do feel like having a really good massage. I mean an actual honest-to-god massage. The girls here are highly skilled at massage. But with a happy ending, of course.

The place is on the right side of the soi as you enter from Sukhumvit, maybe 50 meters. Just after the subsoi that leads to Aviva Massage and just before the subsoi to Lolitas; between the two subsois, right on the soi. I first learned of the place years ago from someone who said he asked a Lolitas girl where he could find a good massage, and she led him out to the soi and pointed to Pimporn. Said they did great massage there. And she was right.

In practice, Pimporn is somewhere between Sabai Sabai Massage in Soi 11 and that massage place that operates out of the World Inn in Soi 7/1. No full sex on premises, but I have met up with a Pimporn girl in the past for off-premises sex. On premises, you get a truly skilled oily massage, plus HJ at the end. BUT … it’s possible to eat them out. They won’t fuck or suck you — at least, not on premises — but you can eat them out. I have yet to have one I’ve asked refuse me.

Of course, a fee is involved. [...] read the whole post and comments in the forum here.

All naughty oil massage shops are listed here.

Language barrier is a real problem in Thailand. And Thai people are so much used to receive Farangs strange requests that sometimes they just answer to what they think you want to say, without looking further.

Here is what happened to reader Shiva1961:

“I wrote to the Omni to check that it was guest friendly and this was their reply:

‘In fact, some are friendly but some is not. In Omni have mix client from many country upon the season. If you discussion to choose us to take care you. We will try the best for you. We hope you will feel as you stay in your home.’

I couldnt figure out what they were saying till some dim bulb finally lit in my head…they thought i was asking about whether the other guests were friendly or not!!! ….“

For you guys coming to Bangkok in February, it’s time to benefit from the special opening rates of a new guest friendly hotel on Sukhumvit soi 4: Heaven@4 Hotel.

Heaven@4 is a brand new boutique hotel (not even completely finished yet) located on Sukhumvit soi 4, opposite to Swan1 bar (or opposite to soi 6). The Superior room is discounted from 2,500 baht to 1,499 baht (and even cheaper on Agoda below), the Deluxe from 3,000 to 1,799, and the Executive Suite (with private Jacuzzi) from 5,000 to 2,699.

All rooms come with free WIFI Internet but no breakfast. There is also a free Internet Station in the lobby. Breakfast is optional.

Note that, as it is quite common in Bangkok and in Thailand, some rooms have no window. It’s a bit weird but it’s quieter than the rooms with window that give on the street.

Of course, with such a name and such a location, Heaven@4 is guest friendly.

As I said the location is good because it’s directly on soi 4 but a bit away from the busy and noisy part of the soi. Still at walking distance from the nightlife and the Nana BTS Station. However once the promotion will be over my opinion is that there are better deals to be found in this range of price and/or standing.

All the Guest Friendly Hotels in Bangkok are listed here.

Note: I always check the hotels and verify the information provided here, however I strongly suggest that you confirm all details with the reception BEFORE booking. Prices are valid at the time of writing only.

Read and comment this post in the forum here.

The girl of the week in the forum is a reader’s recommendation at Lolita’s Bangkok. The girl works at Lolitas, not the reader. Although you never know.

Talking about that, you guys who know everybody in all the GoGo, massage shops and bars, maybe you could talk about this blog to the Lolita’s owners. I mean, with all the free advertising we give them in the blog and the forum, they could spend a couple thousand baht to advertise their “services” here, don’t you think?